Ranch Style T-Shirt
Ingredients:
* Big ol’ bowl of dried pinto beans
- A buncha chilis, don’t skimp
- * Eyeball some garlic, onion, and ‘maters
- * Little bit of that ‘mater juice and vinegar
- * Ranch spices. Don’t know ‘em, you don’t need this recipe
- * Beef broth like grandma used to make
- Ya take all that, throw it out the window, and make a real “Western” shirt instead. Perfecto!